When Ben found out he was going to
inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he
needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a
singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had
ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as
he walked up to her "but in just a week or two, my father
will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and,
three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much smarter than men.
*thanks to Cindy Clark for
sending me this joke.
