East Palestine Rotary News

JOKE OF THE WEEK

Bill Cosby said:

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

Club News 4/27/09

Guests: None

Happy/Sad bucks: Roger was happy because his son Matt was snorkeling in the Red Sea

Sandy won the drawing.

May 9th will be DOG DAY. I think we will be painting fire hydrants that day.

The Post Office will be collecting non-perishable food items on May 9th

May 16th will be Rotary Scrapbooking Day at the Community Lighthouse.

Brad & Bonnie's office will be having an Open House on May 20th from 5-7:30 PM. All Rotarians are welcome.

We will again be showing movies in the Park during the month of July.

Endia is planning the year-end picnic.

The Board voted to allow members to pay for their lunches on a quarterly basis.