QUOTES OF THE WEEK
FROM JOHNNY CARSON
Democracy means that anyone
can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice
president.
I know a man who gave up
smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he
killed himself.
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Mail your packages early so
the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
If it weren't for Philo T.
Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio
dinners.
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
New York is an exciting
town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.
Never continue in a job you
don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself,
you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health,
you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
