E.P. Rotary News 4/29/02
Program Reminder
May 6th - Wolf Sanctuary May 13th - Tricia May 20th - Club Assembly May 27th - Memorial Day June 3rd - 10,000 Villages June 10th - Club Assembly June 17th - Doug June 24th - Picnic
News
Guest today: Joaquin and Tricia. Luann Koch from Salem and our speaker Greg Hall
Greg Hall won the drawing, and donated his winnings back to the Club
The Park Festival is Saturday, July 27th. We need a volunteer to organize the food trailer for this event
NEXT WEEK- Sondra has invited speakers from the Wolf Sanctuary. This should be a very interesting program, so please try to attend.
Happy Bucks - Doug & Mark
One of our lunch servers, Shirley Osborn, is moving to Somerset, PA. She has served our lunches for 17 years.
Program
Our speaker today was Greg Hall, the owner of War In The Woods- a paintball business located on Metz Road. Paintball was started in the 60's and 70's by ranchers who wanted to identify their cattle. They later started shooting at each other (alcohol was probably involved), and the multi-million dollar paintball industry was born. Greg opened his 40 acres certified paintball facility in 1998. It is open for players age 10 and up. The paintballs are biodegradable.
For more information about War in the Woods check out www.warinthewoods.com.
On The Lighter Side
Authentic Graffiti
Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married!
* Women's Restroom; The Filling Station. Bozeman, MontanaI've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.
* Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
* Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
* Revolution Books. New York, New York.A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
* Women's Restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
* Men's Restroom, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
* Men's Restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.