E.P. Rotary News 4/29/02

Program Reminder

May 6th - Wolf Sanctuary
May 13th -  Tricia
 May 20th - Club Assembly
May 27th - Memorial Day
June 3rd - 10,000 Villages
June 10th - Club Assembly
June 17th - Doug
June 24th - Picnic
 

News

  • Guest today: Joaquin and Tricia.  Luann Koch from Salem and our speaker Greg Hall

  • Greg Hall won the drawing, and donated his winnings back to the Club

  • The Park Festival is Saturday, July 27th.  We need a volunteer to organize the food trailer for this event

  • NEXT WEEK- Sondra has invited speakers from the Wolf Sanctuary.  This should be a very interesting program, so please try to attend.

  • Happy Bucks - Doug & Mark

  • One of our lunch servers, Shirley Osborn, is moving to Somerset, PA.  She has served our lunches for 17 years.

Program

Our speaker today was Greg Hall, the owner of War In The Woods- a paintball business located on Metz Road.  Paintball was started in the 60's and 70's by ranchers who wanted to identify their cattle.  They later started shooting at each other (alcohol was probably involved), and the multi-million dollar paintball industry was born.

Greg opened his 40 acres certified paintball facility in 1998.  It is open for players age 10 and up.  The paintballs are biodegradable. 

For more information about War in the Woods check out www.warinthewoods.com.

 

On The Lighter Side

Authentic Graffiti

Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married!
* Women's Restroom; The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana

I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.
* Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
* Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
* Revolution Books. New York, New York.

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
* Women's Restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
* Men's Restroom, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
* Men's Restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.

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