EP ROTARY NEWS 4/3/00
WHAT'S NEW -
The District Conference will be held at beautiful Atwood Lake Lodge April 28th-30th. Lisa has all the information for anyone interested in attending.
Our guests today were Tim Bodnar, Greg Arcuri and our speaker Trent Rapp.
Lisa and Jane will represent the Club at the Kyes Home dinner
PROGRAMS-- Next week: Jane Zellem; 4/17 Brad Allison; 4/24 Club Assembly; 5/1 Sue Chamberlain; 5/8 Vicki Conrad; 5/15 Larry Davis; 5/22 Doug Simpson; 5/29 Club Assembly; 6/5 Mike Morgan; 6/12 Sondra Feezle; 6/19 Dave Fruit; 6/26 Club Assembly
The 3rd annual Rotary Golf Outing will be held on May 19th.
We will co-sponsor the Easter Egg Hunt with the Park Board- the event is scheduled for Saturday, April 15th. Contact Vicki if you can help with the project.
PROGRAM
Trent Rapp presented a very entertaining magic show. He had everything from elephant eggs to surprising silk to story cards to disappearing money. Trent is Bob White's nephew, and he is also in the Dairy Queen business (in Canfield). Thanks to Trent for a great show.
JOKES OF
THE DAY
The police recently busted a man selling tablets he said gave
eternal youth.
When going through their files they noticed it was the fourth time he was caught for doing
this.
He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856 and 1928............
AND
There was a blonde waitress who was having financial troubles, so
she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a
little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: "I have kidnapped your child.
Leave $10,000 in a plain brown
bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 AM. Signed - "The New Orleans
Blonde" She then pinned the note inside the boy's jacket and told him to go straight
home.
The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag, behind the
big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Also inside the bag was the following note:
"Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another."
