These people should not be
allowed to venture out into society...
Police in Wichita,
Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he
tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.
A man in Johannesberg,
South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the face, seriously
wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off
each other's head.
The Chico, California,
City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500
fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.
A bus carrying five
passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police
arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus
and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.
Police in Radnor,
Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander
on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.
The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and
police pressed the copy button each time they thought the
suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie
detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
When two service
station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the
cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the
police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and
was arrested.
A Los Angeles man who
later said he was "tired of walking," stole a
steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer
stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.
(This guy may be related to O.J.
Simpson)
