Fabian and Scooter Burns are ready for the Big Dance.EP ROTARY NEWS 5/1/00
Fabian and Scooter Burns are ready for the Big Dance.
WHAT'S NEW -
Vicki, Doug & Fabian attended the District Conference at Atwood last weekend. We won a Presidential Citation and an award for completing a report. Fred Miller from Warren will be our next District Governor As you can see, Fabian did make it back to EP in time for the Prom.
PROGRAMS-- Next week: Vicki Conrad; 5/15 Larry Davis; 5/22 Doug Simpson; 5/29 Club Assembly; 6/5 Mike Morgan; 6/12 Sondra Feezle; 6/19 Brad Allison; 6/26 Club Assembly
The 3rd annual Rotary Golf Outing will be held on May 19th. Compco & Buckeye Manufacturing will again be underwriting the event. Robbie needs a couple more hole sponsors, and more than a few golfers. Click HERE if you need a sign up sheet, and then click the print button.
Please pay the first half dues & meals before the second half come due.
The Spring District Assembly will be held on Saturday, May 20th at the Kent State- Salem Branch from 8:30 am-2:00 pm. All new officers and directors are encouraged to attend.
PROGRAM
Our speaker today was Police Chief Gary Clark. Gary gave a presentation and showed a video on hate crimes. Unfortunately, EP is not immune from ethnic intimidation, and Gary reported several incidents that had already occurred in town. As you may also know, Gary is running for Sheriff this year. If you would like more information on his campaign check out: 'Clark for Sheriff'
JOKES OF
THE DAY
Signs
In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts."
Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak."
In a non-smoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."
On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."
At an optometrist's office, "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a taxidermist's window, "We really know our stuff."
On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs."
On a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
At a car dealership, "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming." In a dry cleaner's emporium, "Drop your pants here."
On a desk in a reception room, "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the electric company, "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Beauty Shop, "Dye now!"
On the side of a garbage truck, "We've got what it takes to take what you've got." (Burglars please copy.)
In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."
Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
In a cafeteria, "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want."
