JOKE OF THE WEEK

Lovely gift

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart along with this note:

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my love,

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
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INVITATION


Brad & Susan Allison invite all EP Rotarians and their families to a Graduation Party for their son, Greg.  The party will be held after the graduation ceremonies on Saturday, May 24th (approximately 9:00 PM).  The party will be at the home of Eleanor Allison,
575 Sugar Camp Drive, East Palestine.
 May 12, 2008

Guests: Francisco, Kana & Jocelyn Stewart

Dan won the drawing

Thanks to everyone who helped with DOG Day on Saturday

HAPPY/SAD BUCKS: Vicki is happy because Cliff picked up the exchange students from the overnighter; Roger is happy because his nephew Corey Linsley has committed to play football for the Buckeyes

May 27th will be Career Day at the Middle School.

May 22nd is Career Day at the Elementary School

This Friday is the Awards Assembly at EPHS.  Our Club gives out the Harry S. Laber award to the valedictorian(s).  This year there are five, and they will each receive $114:  Adam Liebendorfer; Harrison Young; Becky Hill; Kaylyn Parker & Jill Bica.  We also give $100 to the senior soccer player with the highest GPA.  This year the winner is Becky Hill.  Roger will present these awards.

 

Future Programs:

5/19/08 Cliff D.
5/26/08 Memorial Day Parade
6/2/08 Sandy D.
6/9/08 Stephanie E.

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