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Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
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Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
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Program Our speaker today was David Mollenkopf. David is an EP native. He runs the Crabb Insurance Agency in Salem, and he is a member of the Salem Rotary Club. David talked about the "Life Skills" program that he started with Salem Rotary and the Salem School District. Professionals talk to high school senior government classes about the skills needed by all adults, such as financial basics, insurance, legal & job acquisition & retention skills. Thanks to David for telling us about this worthwhile program. |
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Guests: Francisco & David Mollenkopf
No drawing
We are all happy to hear that Sondra has returned home from the hospital.
HAPPY/SAD BUCKS: Doug/Dave are happy/sad about their tree cutting experience.
DOG Day is this Saturday. Meet at the small park area downtown at 8:00 AM. We will be helping the Garden Club
May 27th will be Career Day at the Middle School.
| 5/12/08 | Diana D. |
| 5/19/08 | Cliff D. |
| 5/26/08 | Memorial Day Parade |
| 6/2/08 | Sandy D. |
