June 12, 2006

FUTURE PROGRAMS:

June 19th	Bob White
June 26th	Mountaineer Park
July 3rd	NO MEETING
July 10th	Only Sandy knows

BOARD MEETING NEXT MONDAY AT 11:30 AM

Guest: Traci Thompson

We will participate in the Cancer Walk For Life in Salem THIS FRIDAY from 6:00 PM until SATURDAY at 6:00 PM. Please join us when you can. The EP Rotary Roadrunners are ready to roll................

Happy/Sad Bucks: none

Brad won the drawing

The fireworks will be held on Saturday, July 1st. Do we want to try to sell necklaces again. PLEASE CONTACT SANDY IF YOU CAN HELP. Bonnie can get the necklaces for less than 50 cents each if we have enough people to work the event.

We will be going to Mountaineer Park on Monday night, June 26th in lieu of our regular meeting. We will get all the details on when and were to meet next Monday.

PROGRAM

Our speaker today was Darren Dobson, Director of the Columbiana County Emergency Management Agency, which is under the Department of Homeland Security. The CCEMA will be training volunteers, know as Green Hats, to assist our police and fire departments in the event of an emergency. Click here to visit the CCEMA website.

Jokes of the Week

A Kentucky couple, both bonified rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision -- why after nine children, would they choose to do this.
The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in North America was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.
As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat.

Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?

She turned, smiled, and said, "Business. The annual Sexual Education
Convention in Chicago ."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex education! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk
some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really," he said. "What myths are those?"

"Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed, when in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait."

"Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when
actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck.

Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed "I'm
sorry", she said. "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."