East Palestine Rotary News

June 18, 2007
Programs:
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Club Assembly |
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Announcements:
Next week will there will be a Board meeting
at 11:30 AM. Both the current Board and the 07-08 Board are
encouraged to attend.
Guests: JD Powers and Amy from Froggy 103
We will be selling necklaces at the fireworks on
July 3rd.
JD Powers won the drawing
HAPPY/SAD $$$: Laura gave a very HB because she is
engaged; Roger gave a HB because his son Matt is returning from Poland
Thanks to Sondra for all her hard work in
organizing the Relay for Life.
Cliff & Sandy should be having fun at the RI
convention in Salt Lake City

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY, June 23, 2007.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male
to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide
if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are
asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
this anti-terrorist effort.
All non-Muslim men are to position themselves in lawn
chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to
demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and
to show support for all American women.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
The American government appreciates your efforts to
root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity.
God bless America.
Remember, it is your patriotic duty!
2007 Relay for Life Highlights




PROGRAM:
Our speaker this week was JD Powers, son of Dave & Denise Powers. JD
has been a student at Colgate University. He spent this last semester
studying abroad in Jordan. He witnessed, first hand, the sharp
contrast that exists between the east and the west, in the same city.
Amman is a divided city of 2 million inhabitants with half of the city being
very western and modern, and the other half being very traditional and
Islamic. JD's next stop will be a stint in the United States Marine
Corps.