East Palestine Rotary News
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June 18, 2007

Programs:

6/25/07 Club Assembly
Rotary New Year
   
   

Announcements:

Next week will there will be a Board meeting at 11:30 AM.  Both the current Board and the 07-08 Board are encouraged to attend.

Guests:  JD Powers and Amy from Froggy 103

We will be selling necklaces at the fireworks on July 3rd.

JD Powers won the drawing

HAPPY/SAD $$$: Laura gave a very HB because she is engaged; Roger gave a HB because his son Matt is returning from Poland

Thanks to Sondra for all her hard work in organizing the Relay for Life.

Cliff & Sandy should be having fun at the RI convention in Salt Lake City

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MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY, June 23, 2007.
 
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM. Eastern Time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
 
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
 
All non-Muslim men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
 
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.
 
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
 
God bless America.
 
Remember, it is your patriotic duty!

2007 Relay for Life Highlights

PROGRAM:

Our speaker this week was JD Powers, son of Dave & Denise Powers.  JD has been a student at Colgate University.  He spent this last semester studying abroad in Jordan.  He witnessed, first hand, the sharp contrast that exists between the east and the west, in the same city.  Amman is a divided city of 2 million inhabitants with half of the city being very western and modern, and the other half being very traditional and Islamic.  JD's next stop will be a stint in the United States Marine Corps.