JOKE OF THE WEEK
What it "REALLY" really means...
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea how it works."
"I'm getting more exercise lately," REALLY MEANS, "The batteries in the remote are dead."
"We're going to be late," REALLY MEANS, "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard, "REALLY MEANS, "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear," REALLY MEANS, "Are you still talking?"
"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love, REALLY MEANS, "I forgot our anniversary again."
"You expect too much of me," REALLY MEANS, "You want me to stay awake?"
"It's really a good movie," REALLY MEANS, "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and good looking women."
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Program |
Guests: Kana & Dianna Elzer
Dave won the drawing.
HB/SB: Dave was happy & sad because his pavilion burned, but his house did not; Roger was happy because Matt finished 1st in his class academically at the Navel Academy.
This Saturday there will be a concert at the Lighthouse at 6:30 PM
There will be Friday Night Movies in the Park during the month of July
It was good to see Sondra make a brief appearance at the meeting.
We had 38 bikes in the Bike Parade this year.
Link to new East Palestine City website.
Link to new East Palestine Chamber of Commerce website
| 6/9/08 | Stephanie E. |
| 6/16/08 | Sondra F. |
