JOKE OF THE WEEK


'The Four Worms'

 Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!


A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.


The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.


At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -

What did you learn from this demonstration?


Maxine who was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'
That pretty much ended the service -- 
June 30, 2008
Guests:  Mary Ann Steiner, Carolyn Wilkovich, Kana & Francisco

Happy/Sad Bucks:  Mark is happy to be hosting both exchange students; Sondra is happy for the end of her presidency; Bob is happy because he will have the raffle tickets this week

Cliff won the drawing

Friday night will be the 1st movie in the Park.

Saturday night we will be selling glow-in-the-dark necklaces, and we will have the trailer in the Park for the fireworks




Sondra hands over the gavel to our new President, Cliff.



Our speakers were Kana & Francisco.  They talked about Chile and their experiences as exchange students.
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