FUTURE PROGRAMS:

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• Laura, Bonnie & Susan helped with the annual Memorial Day Bike Parade.

• We had a chilly, but very nice picnic.  Roger inducted Dan Wilkovich as our newest member.  Sandy presented Bonnie with the Four Avenues of Service Award from Rotary International.  A lady from Darlington won our drawing for the Atlantic City trip.  Roger and Lisa will be named Paul Harris Award winners as a result of our donation to the Rotary Foundation. 

• The Cancer Relay for Life in 2007 will be on June 15-16 in Salem. 

• The Calcutta/East Liverpool Rotary Clubs are sponsoring the Eagle Golf Scramble at Turkana Golf Club on June 16th.  See Sandy for details.

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  Joke of the Week

  Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.  She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.  One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
    

  She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.  As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of the organ.  The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom.  When she returned with tea the pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful?
  I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.  The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.  ''Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."

Memorial Day Parade &

Picnic Photos