EP ROTARY NEWS
JOKE OF THE WEEK
Calories the don't count:
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2. If you drink a diet soda with candy, they cancel each other
out.
3. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you
both eat the same amount.
4. Foods used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This
includes any chocolate used for energy, Sara Lee cheesecake
(eaten whole), and Haagen-Dazs ice cream.
5. Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because
they are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of
one's personal fuel. This includes (but is not limited to) Milk
Duds, popcorn with butter, Junior Mints, Snickers, and Gummi
Bears.
6. Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of
breakage causes calorie leakage.
7. If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't
count.
8. If you eat standing up the calories all go to your feet and
get walked off.
9. Food eaten at Christmas parties has 0 calories, courtesy of
Santa.
10. STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
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Club News 7/13/09
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Movies in
the Park schedule:
July 17th - Goonies July 24th - Madagascar 2 July 31st - Hotel for Dogs
Winner of drawing - NONE
Happy Bucks: Sondra for the successful Relay for
Life; Mary Ann for her vacation; Diana for 2 new mail boxes;
Brad for his birthday & for seeing Les Mis
Sad Bucks: Mary Ann because her daughter was in an accident .jpg) Paula Eggers, administrator of Coventry Health Center, was our speaker. The new 50 bed skilled nursing unit and 19 bed independent living units will open this fall. |
