JOKE OF THE WEEK

Last night my mom and I were sitting in the living room talking about the many things of life... in-between... we talked about the idea of living or dying. 

I said to her: ' Mom, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'.

Then my mom got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me...and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the Ipod, and the Xbox, and then went to the fridge and threw away all my beer!!

....I ALMOST DIED!!!
July 21, 2008
Guests:  Mary Ann Steiner, Kana & Linda Bolon

Happy/Sad Bucks:  HB from Sondra for a week with Sadie; HB from Sandy because there office is almost moved; HB from Bob for sunny & hot weather

Sandy won the drawing

Friday night will be the last movie in the Park at 8:30 Park.

Next week: Club Assembly  Click here for the complete program list.

THE BOARD WILL MEET NEXT MONDAY AT 11:30

Cliff is still looking for volunteers for several committees.

Please sell your Atlantic City Trip raffle tickets.  the drawing will be August 18th.

Kana said thank you, and hasta la vista baby!
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Our speaker today was
State Representative Linda Bolon.
Our new sign has been installed on Park Ave. near the Log Cabin.

Recognition was given to all the supporters of the Friday Night Movie Under the Stars.
Bonnie was given her Paul Harris Fellowship Award by Cliff