- FUTURE PROGRAMS:
| August
7th |
DG
Geoff Goll |
| August
14th |
GSE
Team |
| August
21st |
Brian
Brown |
| August
28th |
Club
Assembly |
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Stephanie
won the drawing.
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No
guests this week.
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Lisa,
Sondra, Bob & Brad had Happy Bucks
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Shirley,
Traci & Julie have been appointed to the Audit Committee.
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Connie
has been moved to 'honorary' status.
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We
discussed possible fundraisers that included: a haunted house; a
community yard sale, and a breakfast before the Easter Egg Hunt.
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We
will have the trailer at the Toys for Tots Car Cruise on Saturday,
August 19th.
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NEXT
MONDAY - District Governor Geoff Goll will make his official
visit. EVERY ROTARIAN should try to attend. Please
bring on hard bound book, which will be sent to the libraries on
the Gulf Coast.
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In
2 weeks our program will be members of the GSE team that went to
Taiwan last spring.
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Comcast
has indicated that they will refurbish Rainbow Dreamland
Playground, at their expense, this fall.
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Joke of the Week
FOR
LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS):
1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two
tired.
2. A will is a dead giveaway.
3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your
Count that votes.
6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat
miner.
10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum
Blownapart.
13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
16. A calendar's days are numbered.
17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at
large.
22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
29. Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet
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