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A Missouri Sheriff stops at a ranch in rural Missouri and talks with an old farmer.
 
He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegal grown drugs.'
 
The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'
 
The Sheriff verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Sheriffs Department with me.' Reaching into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge. The officer proudly displays it to the farmer. 'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish... On any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'
 
The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores.
 
Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and spies the Sheriff running for his life and close behind is the farmer's bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The Sheriff is clearly terrified.
 
The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.........
 
'Your badge! Show him your badge Smartass!

 
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Club News 7/6/09

Friday night at the movies begins this Friday and continues through July 31st.  Movies will start at 8:30 o'clock P.M.

Movies in the Park schedule:
July 10th - Kung Fu Panda
July 17th - Goonies
July 24th - Madagascar 2
July 31st - Hotel for Dogs
 
Friday, July 10th - Relay For Life Walk - after the survivor lap at 6:00 we will walk as a team.
 
Necklace sale net profit was $935.56.  Proceeds from sale of food at trailer was $488.13
 
This year's theme is The Future of Rotary Is In Our Hands. 
 
We need to concentrate on getting our membership up.
 
Winner of drawing - Dan
 
Happy Bucks:  Bonnie for starting her year as President
Harrah's Resort Atlantic City

We have tickets for our Atlantic City drawing.  We are each expected to sell 25 tickets. The winner will leave on Friday and return on Sunday; will stay at the Harrah's Resort, and will receive $200 spending money.