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Guests: Daniel, Sarah Downey, Mark Taylor and Kerry Stewart

Thanks to everyone who sold the necklaces & food on July 3rd. We netted $614.45 on the necklaces and $237.32 on the food.

Stephanie won the drawing today

One guests today was Mark Taylor, the new minister at the Nazarene Church. Mark has been proposed for membership. Any objections must be made in writing to the club secretary within 10 days of the date of this newsletter.

We are looking for host families for 1 or more exchange students.

District Governor Dennis Huffman will visit on August 6th

HAPPY/SAD $$$: None

Dates to Remember: August 18th - Toys for Tots Car Cruise; September 15th - Community Yard Sale

PROGRAM

Our speaker today was Christopher Verich from the Ohio Consumers Counsel. Christopher is from Warren, and he covers 19 counties in northeast Ohio. The Office of the Ohio Consumers' Counsel (OCC), the residential utility consumer advocate, represents the interests of 4.5 million households in proceedings before state and federal regulators and in the courts. The state agency provides information and responds to consumers' questions about their electric, natural gas, telephone and water services. For more information on the OCC go to www.pickocc.org or call 1-877-742-5622.

JOKE OF THE WEEK

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal. That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal.

'Just think,' he said, 'when I am President, I could have a gold urinal, too. But I wouldn't do something so self-indulgent!'

Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill:

'I found out who peed in your saxophone.'

7/16/07	Brett Todd
7/23/07	Bob White
7/30/07	Club Assembly
8/6/07	District Governor Visit

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