East Palestine Rotary News

August 14, 2006

"If you're not lighting a candle, don't complain about the dark"

FUTURE PROGRAMS:

August 21st Brian Brown
August 28th Club Assembly
September 4th Labor Day
September 11th Gary Clark

Click here to see the complete 2006-07 program list

NEWS

  • Bob won the drawing

  • Our speaker, Andrew Lynden was our only guest today

  • Connie and Doug both had happy bucks for vacations

  • The Car Cruise is THIS SATURDAY.  We will have the trailer there all afternoon.

  • Sandy reminded us that our dues are now due.

 

Program

Speakerof house
Our speaker today was Andrew Lynden who was a member of the Group Study Exchange Team that went to Taiwan earlier this year.  Click here to visit his web page, which contains many photos from his trip.  The photo above is Andrew and the Speaker of the Legislative Yuan of Taiwan

JOKE OF THE WEEK

Rumsfeld is reporting to the President and the Cabinet.  He says, "Three Brazilian soldiers were killed today in Iraq."

The President exclaims, "Oh, my God!" as he buries his head in his hands.  The entire Cabinet is stunned.  Usually George Bush shows no reaction whatsoever to these reports.

Then, Bush looks up and says, "How many is a brazilian?"

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