East Palestine Rotary News
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August 20, 2007

BOARD MEETING NEXT MONDAY AT 11:30 am

Guests: Our new exchange student, Kana and Jared Van Kirk

No drawing this week

Happy/Sad Bucks: Dave is happy because the draught is over; Dan is sad because he forgot to turn off his cell phone; Maggie is happy because Shaker Woods is over for the Scouts.

Our outbound exchange students, Sarah & Josh are stuck in Miami on their way to Bolivia

Division 4 of District 6650 will have a meeting regarding Membership/Rotary Foundation on August 28th at the East Liverpool Motor Lodge beginning at 5:30 PM. 

Dates to Remember:  September 9th - Rotary Cross County Invitational; September 15th - Community Yard Sale; December 11th - Rotary Christmas Party

Future Programs:

8/27/07 Club Assembly
9/3/07 Labor Day
9/10/07 Brad Allison
9/17/07 Gary Clark
       
CLICK HERE TO SEE PROGRAM LIST FOR THE ENTIRE YEAR
JOKE OF THE WEEK
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.

She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Mike loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress,
he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't
get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left.

When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?

HE NEVER HEARD THE SHOT.........
PROGRAM
Our speaker today was our new Middle School Principal Jared Van Kirk.  Jared has lived in Enon Valley his entire life.  He has worked at Eagle Heights Academy in Youngstown for the last five years.  He is looking for ward to his new opportunity, and he hopes to finish his career in East Palestine.


             
The Car Cruise was a success.  The weather was great & we had lots of help in the trailer.  We made a profit of approximately $300.