EP ROTARY NEWS    

August 2, 2004

"Service is the rent we pay for being.  It is the very purpose of life, and
not something you do in your spare time"

Future programs:

Click here to see the complete program list for 2004-2005

Committee Assignments:

Click here to see the committee assignment list for 2004-2005

  • No drawing this week

  • Guest: Stephanie Elick

  • Happy Bucks:  Lisa for her vacation & Sondra for the end of her numerous family reunions

  • Congratulations to Vicki who has been a member of the Club for 10 years and Bob White who has been a member for 20 years as of August 1st

  • Program Today:  Gary presented an update on City projects including the FEMA process and Leslie Run Estates.  Click here to read more about Leslie Run Estates.  This is a photo of the walking trail:

    

  • FUTURE PROGRAMS: 

    August 9, 2004

    Brian Brown

    August 16, 2004

    Cliff Dilling

    August 23, 2004

    Sondra Feezle

    August 30, 2004

    Club Assembly

    September 6, 2004

    		 Labor Day

 

 

 

Joke of the Week:

 

Manuel and Pedro worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. 

When asked his occupation, Manuel answered, "Pantystitcher". "I sew da elastic onto ladies' cotton panties".  The clerk looked up PantyStitcher.  Finding it classified as "unskilled" labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay. 

Pedro was asked his occupation.  "Diesel Fitter."  he replied.  Since dieselfitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Pedro $600 a week.  

When Manuel found out, he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. 

The clerk explained, "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labor." 

"What skill?" yelled Manuel.  "I sew da elastic on da panties, Pedro putsdem over his head and says: "Yeah, diesel fitter."

Make- Up reminder

If you miss one of our meetings you can always make-up at any Rotary Club in the world.  The make-up must occur within 7 days before or after the meeting you missed.  Click here to see where and when every Club in District 6650 meets.

 

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