EP ROTARY NEWS
JOKE OF THE WEEK
Fish on Fridays|
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A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of
marriage. When asked what the problem was,
the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade
Listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had
been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness,
loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable,
an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured
over the course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of
time, the therapist got up, walked around
the desk and, after asking the wife to
Stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched
with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up
and quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your
wife needs at least three times a week.
Can you do this?"
The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her
off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on
Fridays, I fish."
Club News 8/24/09
Guests- Missy Smith
Happy/Sad Bucks - all happy today; Shirley because her dog was feeling better and Roger for Matt's vacation
Bob won the drawing today
Mark your calendars:
Sept 12th - Rotary Cross County Meet
Sept. 13th - Rotary soccer begins
Sept. 19th - Rotary Yard Sale AND Exchange Student Overnighter
Sept. 21st - Atlantic City drawing
Sept. 26th - Chamber of Commerce Fall Festival
Oct. 3rd - Rotary Scrapbooking Event
Club Assembly Highlights
