Announcements:
Guests: DG Dennis Huffman and Matt Linsley
Doug won the drawing this week
Happy/Sad Bucks: Kerri was happy for her
12th anniversary; Susan was happy for her 17th anniversary; Vicki was happy
for the addition to the Powers clan; Sondra was happy because her mother is
coming to visit; Dennis was happy to be in East Palestine; Doug was sad
because someone had gotten into his business account; Maggie was still sad &
praying for the recovery of Caleb
Cope
Division 4 of District 6650 will have a meeting
regarding Membership/Rotary Foundation on August 28th at the East Liverpool
Motor Lodge beginning at 5:30 PM. All Rotarians are invited.
Please let Sondra know ASAP if you would like to attend.
Carly Zalenski's dream of building a new school
is becoming a reality. The school is under construction, and a
dedication is planned in March 2008. If you would like to attend
please let Brad know.
Dates to Remember:
August 18th - Toys for Tots Car Cruise; September 15th - Community Yard Sale;
December 11th - Rotary Christmas Party
JOKE OF THE WEEK
TEN HUSBANDS
A lawyer married a woman who had
previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her
new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin.
What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married
ten times?
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was
supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order,
didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
method.
Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how,
but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist;all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was ... God, I miss
him!
"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the husband, "but, why?"
"Duh; you're a LAWYER. This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
