August 9, 2004

August 9, 2004

"Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and
not something you do in your spare time"

No drawing this week
Guest: Stephanie Elick
Happy Bucks: Brian for his vacation.
Congratulations to Doug who has been a member of the Club for 7 years as of August 11th
Stephanie Elick has been proposed for membership. Any objections must be submitted in writing to Connie within 10 days of the date of this newsletter.
PROGRAM

Brian talked about his recent vacation to Mt. Airy, North Carolina. Mt. Airy is the home of Andy Griffith, and was the basis for many of the characters and themes of his TV show. Mt. Airy is the real Mayberry. For more information on Mt. Airy click here. Brian also got to experience a hurricane while visiting his son in Norfolk.

Right round the corner:
- Award student loans (Roger)
- Youth soccer (Brad & Gary)
- Car show on August 21st (Brian)
- Rotary Cross Country Invitational (Doug)

FUTURE PROGRAMS:

August 16, 2004	Cliff Dilling
August 23, 2004	Sondra Feezle
August 30, 2004	Club Assembly
September 6, 2004	Labor Day
September 13, 2004	Sandy Dilling
September 20, 2004	Vicki Hoffman

Joke of the Week:

All of life's annoyances

Doesn't It Annoy You When...

...there's a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is nowhere to be found?
...you buy an answering machine so you won't miss any calls, and then everyone hangs up when they hear the machine answer?
...there's a cop car in sight and everyone thinks they have to drive 10-15 mph slower than the speed limit?
...you're reading a magazine and all those annoying little subscription cards keep falling out?
...you tell someone that a door is locked and they try to open it anyway, like it'll magically open for them and not you.
...someone says, "well, to make a long story short" and then they go on telling it for another 15 minutes.
...a friend or family member says "Yuck! This is awful!!" and then tells you to try some.
...you have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just looking around.
...you rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.
...a waiter or waitress is not around at any time other than right after you put food in your mouth.
...your tire gauge lets half the air in your tire when all you want is a pressure reading.
...there's a dog in your neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.
...the power goes out, and you discover every flashlight you have has dead batteries.
...someone gets in the express lane at the supermarket and writes a check or uses a credit card.
...the elevator stops at every floor and nobody gets on.
...you almost ALWAYS back up your computer files but the week you don't, your hard drive crashes and you lose everything.

Future programs:

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Committee Assignments:

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