East Palestine Rotary News 

September 11, 2006

"If you're not lighting a candle, don't complain about the dark"

 

NEWS

  • No drawing today

  • Guests today:  Pastor Don Kraps & our exchange student Daniel Borda

  • Happy/Sad bucks:  None

  • Pastor Don Kraps has been approved for membership.  He is scheduled to be inducted on September 25th

  • Semi-annual dues are now past-due

  • Our trailer was vandalized in the Park last week.  Someone broke in, and emptied the fire extinguisher inside the trailer.  Special thanks to Doug, Vicki & Bonnie who spent many hours cleaning the trailer so that it could be used on Saturday.

  • The 31st Annual Rotary Cross Country was a success.  Between the shirts & the trailer we made $968 before we pay for the trophies.

  • Saturday, October 7th is Comcast Cares Day.  Comcast has chosen our playground, Rainbow Dreamland as one of their projects.  Comcast employees and community volunteers will be renovating the playground including resealing, replacing broken boards, adding mulch, etc.  All Rotarians are welcome to attend.

  • PROGRAM:  Sondra discussed strategies for recruiting new members.  We really need to share all the fun we have as Rotarians with others in our community.

  • The Exchange Student overnighter will be October 21st-22nd

  • The 1st annual EP Rotary Community Yard Sale scheduled for Saturday, September 16th at the City Park from 8:00 AM until 2:00 PM.  Tables are $10 and 10' spaces are $30.  Click here to download the application.

 

FUTURE PROGRAMS:

September 18th Bonnie Davis
September 25th Club Assembly
October 2nd Laura Dailey
October 9th Cliff Dilling

Click here to see the complete 2006-07 program list

Sandy present a trophy to EP runner Scott Wolf.  The EP girls team finished 2nd.


JOKE OF THE WEEK

Rodney Dangerfield said:

I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.

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