
JOKE OF THE WEEK
Insults With Class
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of
the vices I admire."
—Winston Churchill
"A modest little
person, with much to be modest about."
—Winston Churchill
"I have never
killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
—Clarence Darrow
"Thank you for
sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it."
—Moses Hadas
"He can compress
the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."
—Abraham Lincoln
"I've had a
perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
—Groucho Marx
"I didn't attend
the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
—Mark Twain
"He has no
enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
—Oscar Wilde
They never open
their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."
—Thomas Brackett Reed
"He inherited
some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard
work, he overcame them."
—James Reston (about Richard Nixon)
"Why do you sit
there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
—Mark Twain
"His mother
should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
—Mae West
"Some cause
happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
—Oscar Wilde
"He uses statistics as a drunken man
uses lamp-posts...for support rather than illumination."
—Andrew Lang
"He had delusions
of adequacy."
—Walter Kerr
"There's nothing
wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."
—Jack E. Leonard
Club News 9/14/09
Guests- Dan Wilkovich's brother and Jessica McCrea's sister
Happy/Sad Bucks -
Kay won the drawing today AND pulled the ace od hearts, so she won the pot as well.
Mark your calendars:
Sept. 19th - Rotary Yard Sale (8 am-4 pm) AND Exchange Student Overnighter (food at the EP Elementary School at 6:00 pm)
Sept. 20th - Rotary soccer begins (Traci, Brad, Missy & Bonnie to work the trailer @ noon)
Sept. 21st - Atlantic City drawing
Sept. 26th - Chamber of Commerce Fall Festival
Oct. 3rd - Rotary Scrapbooking Event

