JOKE OF THE WEEK

 

Will I Live to see 80?


Here's something to think about.

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 64)


A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?' 


'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' 


Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs? 


'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' 


'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 


'No, I don't,' I said. 


He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 


'No,' I said.  


 He looked at me and said.... 'Then, why do you even care?

 

YARD SALE 2009
We had 36 vendors and a beautiful day for the
4th Annual Yard Sale
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The exchange students seemed to enjoy their meal.  Sandy challenges Past District Governor Jack Polen to a late night game of cards

PROGRAMS

Sept. 28th - Club Assembly

Oct. 5th - Sandy Dilling

Oct. 12th - Vocational Service

Oct. 19th - Sondra Feezle



to see the Program List for the entire Rotary year.

We welcome 2 additional new members

Karen Jane Reidy and Jana Grim
PROGRAM
Our speaker Mike Mathei talks about the life
of a Civil War soldier.