
JOKE OF THE WEEK
Will I Live to see 80?
Here's something to think about.
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 64)
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'
'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued
ribs?
'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red
meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf,
sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of
sex?'
'No,' I said.
He looked at me and said.... 'Then, why do you even care?
| YARD SALE 2009 |
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| We had 36 vendors and a beautiful
day for the 4th Annual Yard Sale |
Club News 9/21/09
Guests- Our speaker Mike Mathei
Happy/Sad Bucks -
1. Mary Ann was doubly happy for her 25th anniversary and
vacation
2. Missy - for getting into 2 new shows
3. Sandy - for surviving the overnighter
4. Paula - happy for coming to Rotary; sad for going back to
work
5. Jessica - for Open house on October 10th
6. Karen Jane - for the recovery of her nephew
Kay won $52 at the drawing last week
Mark your calendars:
Oct. 3rd - Rotary Scrapbooking Event
Brian Ignazio, the branch manager of Home Savings in Salem, won the Atlantic City drawing.
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| The exchange students seemed to enjoy their meal. Sandy challenges Past District Governor Jack Polen to a late night game of cards |
PROGRAM![]() |
| Our speaker Mike Mathei talks about
the life of a Civil War soldier. |