EP ROTARY NEWS
JOKE OF THE WEEK
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Labour Pains |
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| A married couple
went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their
arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the
father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was lying dead on their porch. |
Club News 9/28/09
Guests- None
Happy/Sad Bucks -
1. Bob - for winning the jackpot at Mountaineer (hopefully
the IRS doesn't read this!)
2. Missy - for her successful Grand Openng
3. Paula - for successful Open House
Jana won the drawing
Mark your calendars:
Oct. 3rd - Rotary Scrapbooking Event
Oct. 10th - Grand Opening Party at Stone Springs Vineyard
The Club received a thank you card from the Library for our $500 donation
We sold $1,760 in tickets for the Atlantic City drawing, so our profit should be approximately $1,400
We will now guaranty the kitchen 27 weekly meals at $6 each. Guests are also charged $6.
