If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago
you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,
drunk all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
recycling refund, you would have $214.00 cash.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a
year. Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22
gallons of alcohol a year.
That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Club News 9/29/08
Our guest today
was Diego
Doug won the drawing
HAPPY/SAD BUCKS: Laura is happy because her dog had 13 pups; Roger is
happy because Matt is studying in England
Cliff reminded all members that they need to get their dues paid.
The Exchange Student Overnighter will be Octover 25th.
We discussed holding our Thank You Lunch in October.
We will send 3 students to the World Affairs Institute in Pittsburgh.
The Interact Club is up and running this fall at EPHS
Kerri is working on a Christmas Wrap for PolioPlus fundraiser idea
Endia is organizing the Christmas Party. The Roadhouse in Unity
was discussed as a possible location.
Youth soccer has completed 2 weeks of games. Mark is exploring the
idea of having a soccer appreciation spaghetti dinner after the season.
Programs:
October 6th - Traci T.
October 13th - PDG Geoff Goll
October 20th - Bob W.
October 27th - Club Assembly
